I love everything about you but you

[brigid]

1/22/2023

These two have a LONG running history of pretending they're humping other people. Just a constant state of fantasy. They each have a library full of 1930s-era black and white film stars they pretend is actually the person they're making out with. I mean, excuse me. The person with whom they are making out.

So Edda re-grooming Amos and informing him that she wants to pretend he's Cary Grant, over his protestations that he doesn't want to look like Cary Grant, is pretty par for the course.

And this shared behavior might explain why Amos trails behind her praising her with the most vague platitudes. She's pulchritudinous. She's resplendent. She's bewitching. She's sublime. It's rare they praise anything specific about the other, anything involving their personalities or actions or skills.

And maybe, you know, maybe that's by design with each seeing the other as a blank form upon which to project their fucky fantasies.

It might explain how casually Edda makes out with Seth on several different occasions, and how unbothered Amos is about it.