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9chickweedlane2022-12-24 01:11 pm
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Santa Baby
12/24/2022
Merry Christmas Eve!
I don't know about you, but we're spending the day making and eating Christmas cookies, watching "Wizard People, Dear Reader," and my kid has already opened the one-present-on-Christmas-Eve gift.
Later tonight I'll fill our Christmas stockings with candy and small gifts, leave some cookies and milk out for Santa, take a shower, and go to bed.
Of course, I could also dress in a wrinkled red negligee, cram my feet into my children's Christmas stockings, and proposition my husband. It's VITAL that I bring mention of my children into this, because it's "9 Chickweed Lane."
At some point I might go back through the archives and double check how many Christmas-related strips there are since the twins were born, what percentage of them involve fucking, and what percentage of THOSE somehow involve the twins being around/commenting on/etc. Edda and Amos fucking. Because although this is based purely on ~~vibes~~ I suspect the percentage of fucking-with-kids-involved is pretty dang high.
Which is gross.