It's beginning to look a lot like... The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show?

[brigid]

12-23-2022

It's the day before Christmas Eve and we finally see Lolly and Polly! The two adorable scamps are dressed in matching green dresses, because their parents have decided to lean HARD into the creepy twin thing and not permit them to have distinct personalities, and Amos is there in the same sweater he's been wearing all week. So presumably he's been hanging out chatting with the talking cat who wrote a novel, and also his breath I guess still smells like a shit-smeared anus.

Edda, a former professional dancer and model who apparently supports herself and her family now by playing piano in concerts and sometimes... working as a temp floating from place to place to play piano?... and who turned down a job offer to teach a music class at a prestigious private school, doesn't attend conferences. So why would she claim to "be at a conference"? It's a poor setup for the punchline.

And the punchline is, apparently, Edda at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in some warm and sunny place with green grass and a blue sky? This is very obviously not NYC in December. Yet there she is doing that weird peppy march that dog handlers do when Showing their dogs, and there's Daphne (the white dog) being put through her paces.

Daphne, like Solange (the Siamese cat) and a few other cats (like the black cat that speaks English and wrote a novel) shows up a few times here and there but it's unclear who she belongs to. When she's depicted it's usually in a nature setting, like the open green spaces that Juliette lives in.

That's a bit of a digression, though. The main issue here, seriously, is that it's December and she's cavorting in a place with green grass and blue skies. There's a blizzard coating most of the USA right now and she's out and about prancing in the sunlight.

Merry Almost Christmas!