9 Chickweed Lane

2-12-2023

"Amos is fast if not prolific" doesn't make sense. "Amos is nothing if not prolific" makes sense. I keep trying to make sense of "fast if not prolific" and my brain just slides off it. I might be missing something but I don't think I am.

Amos built a bunch of snow shit in the time it took Edda to turn around. He is both fast and prolific. He worked quickly and also produced a lot of work.

Amos specifically built a bunch of snow babies because once again McEldowney is more about the idea of children than actual children, children in concept but not in practice.

There is literally no reason not to have their kids present. Instead we have two adults playing in the snow... sans kids. Because kids don't like playing in the snow? Because playing in the snow is just like a thing that people barrelling toward middle age enjoy doing as an adult activity, kids held someplace else?

Anyway, here we see two adult snowpeople making out while snowbabies clamor for their attention.

9-30-2007

I thought I'd share some of the music McEldowney references in his strip.

Borodin's Nocturne String Quartet No. 2:


I'm not that familiar with Alexander Borodin's work and I need to rectify that. This is lovely.

Brahm's Intermezzo Opus 117 Measure 1:


Debussy's Clair de Lune:


Lehar's Komm, in den kleinen Pavillon:


Tchaikovsky's Adagio cantabile from Souvenir de Florence:


Mahler's Ruhevoll from symphony No.4:


If you're not familiar with this piece, note that it starts extremely quietly.

Rachmaninoff's 18th variation rhapsody on a theme of Pagannini:


I'm so used to seeing classical musicians in suits/tuxedos and evening gowns that seeing them in t-shirts kind of threw me. Felt like I was back in high school. I could smell the chalk and wet brass.

Anyway, this is from a period of time before their marriage when Edda and Amos weren't having sex and it was a sad horny desperate time for them. Don't worry, people were still humping in public places/in front of people. (Although that story line does have this very touching scene.)

3-16-2012

McEldowney had his first "Edda Might Be Pregnant" strip in 2012.

She and Amos weren't married, and she was working as both a ballet dancer and a model, two incredibly physically strenuous professions that require being slender. As it turned out, she wasn't pregnant and might actually have fertility issues. Although a pregnancy was completely unplanned, and at a terrible time in her life, she was still deeply affected by not being pregnant. It was a mournful time for her.


5-21-2022

And knowing that it might actually be an issue?


5-24-2012

Personally, I'd prefer if this exchange hadn't occurred during them fucking - especially as several previous strips had been very sweet. But it raises the specter of infertility between a young couple who apparently have everything else going for them.

They eventually marry, enjoy not having children for a while, then plan to have their first baby.

Xiulan and Hugh decide to have a child at the same time, although they don't wind up conceiving until after Edda and Amos' kids turn... two? Six? Some indeterminate age. That doesn't stop McEldowney from making "men are tired from too much fucking" jokes though. ("jokes") (Xiulan and Hugh may or may not have stopped trying to conceive at some point?)


7-24-2019


3-26-2019

It doesn't happen right away, which is pretty normal! But it keeps not happening despite them actively trying including charting ovulation. I do want to point out that most people can't just tell when they're ovulating - some people can feel the egg bursting free but that isn't super pleasant. Usually you tell by a variety of methods including charting your cervical mucus and/or using urine test strips. You don't just suddenly... know. Life would be so much easier if that were the case.

Also the rest of this week involves security guards watching them fuck in an elevator. Let me clarify this: they start fucking in an elevator at which security guards monitoring the elevator via security camera stop the elevator between floors, trapping them in the elevator. Two security guards literally make popcorn and watch them fucking. When their supervisor walks past she joins the security guards in watching two people, who they've trapped in an elevator, fucking.


7-26-2019

I don't know why she'd need to tell him "right after the recital" unless she didn't want to bum him out before the recital. Maybe her period JUST started? Either way this is an incredibly difficult thing to deal with and speaking as someone who's grappled with infertility... it really can be hard to bear up under the repeated disappointment. Every month there's the potential, the possibility, the chance to fall in love with something that might not happen. McEldowney doesn't get into it (thankfully) but apparently she's just not getting pregnant as opposed to having miscarriages.

They both go to their respective doctors and get deemed super fertile. Which isn't how it works and is a really abrupt resolution to what had the potential to be an interesting and touching story line - which frankly is a hallmark of this strip. Any time there's some sort of actual conflict or chance to develop a character McEldowney veers quickly to the side to get his characters back to fucking in a tub or on top of a diner table or on a city sidewalk or something.

She gets pregnant literally immediately afterward. There's no more upset or concern or stress. We, the audience, don't even get to see her and Amos realize it and celebrate. She's just suddenly puking and then at the doctor's office. NB: in Chicago unless you're very high risk doctors won't see you until you're at least 8 weeks along. At least that's how it was with my pregnancies.

It is, of course, twins and they are the most dramatic form of twins possible: Monoamniotic twins. McEldowney spins this as not only dangerous to the twins but somehow dangerous to Edda and at one point she responds to her gravid belly that she won't let anything happen to them, she won't make THAT choice. The implication is that someone at some point mentioned a selective or complete abortion and by golly she just won't do it! It comes out of nowhere, there's no lead up to it, and is from the same guy who has Straw Feminist Abortion-Pushers.

Edda actually being pregnant involves multiple weeks of Amos penning letters to his unborn child/ren about how sexy Edda is as well as a lot of flashbacks to them being small children and talking about having babies/conceiving babies.

Edda, of course, goes on bed rest in the hospital and has a C-Section which is MAJOR abdominal surgery. They literally remove multiple organs before replacing them. A few days later she's in her ballet togs in the NICU dancing.


11-19-2022

Lately McEldowney has been dragging on a months-long tease involving flashbacks to Young Edda And Young Amos Discussing Conceiving Children so we might find out that she's pregnant again in a year or two real-time despite their discussing Amos getting a vasectomy.

Edda becoming pregnant was A Very Big Deal.

There was a lot of lead up to it, and McEldowney obviously started thinking about it back in 2012. Having kids is a big thing for both Edda and Amos. But their journey to conception was entirely about mad fuckin', no actual details about charting ovulation or altering diet or switching up what kind of underpants Amos should wear.

Once she got pregnant there was no actual discussion of parenting or decorating a nursery (or co-sleeping, which is part of parenting). There was no baby shower, none of their friends made a fuss over her. Seth visited her in the hospital and told her how sexy her legs were. That's about it.

Once the infants were born there was absolutely no exploration at all of what it's like having premature twins in the NICU: having such small, fragile babies; having to leave them there and go home without them. We haven't seen Edda or Amos interact very much with their children. They don't read to them or play music with/to them or play with toys with them. Edda and Amos spend a lot of time at the pond at Edda's mom's place, at various swimming pools, and at the beach, as well as at a playground with swings. Their daughters are rarely shown with them. They're like terribly-drawn accessories.

They don't have any parent friends. Their kids don't interact with other kids. Edda doesn't have siblings, but she has cousins. Are any of them grown? Do they have kids that her daughters play with? What about Diane's kids? What about school? Are the girls in school? Or in day care? Or in any sort of classes? Do they have friends of her own? They exist fleetingly to talk about their mom's tits, or how much hotter she is than other adult women they know, or to comment on the sex lives of those around them. They're like a Greek chorus but really pervy and also intensely creepy and wrong-feeling because they're kids somewhere between the ages of four and eight.

Edda's body has changed drastically since her ballet and modeling days, too. Aging does that, no longer being a professional dancer does that, and pregnancy really does that. Being pregnant absolutely fucks you up: it can leave you with a broader rib cage and larger feet. It fucks up your abdominal muscles, as well as your pelvic floor. It can jack up your back. Your body never really goes back to the way it was pre-pregnancy. And this would be SO interesting to see! How does Edda feel about this? What does she do to cope? We see her dancing, still. We've seen her passed out on the floor after dancing (which nobody in-strip sees as an issue?). She apparently plays piano professionally and accompanies ballet classes. What does it feel like to WATCH dancers but not DANCE? How does she feel about Seth, who's still dancing?

Speaking of Seth, ballet dancers, and homophobic assholes who somehow manage to turn gay men straight, how does Fernanda feel about no longer being able to dance due to a knee injury?

Edda and Amos are both professional artists. He's a cellist who also plays piano. She's a pianist who worked as a professional dancer (and model) and is also an excellent illustrator/cartoonist. She most likely sings, as well. How aggressively do they steer their daughters toward the arts? We've seen flash-forwards of their feral daughters both playing piano and dancing ballet. Is that their choice? Do they love it? How strict are Amos and Edda? How do they interact with the parents of other Art Kids? What happens if the kids have other interests... what if they want to play oboe instead of a stringed instrument? Or drums? What if they choose tap dance or Irish dance over ballet? What if all they want to do is study physics?

We'll never know any of this as long as there's new places for McEldowney to depict his characters fucking. Or the same old places. Yeah, that'll do too.

I don't understand why you'd add children to a strip and then do nothing with them... unless the entire POINT isn't the kids, it's the conception/pregnancy.