And you shake it all about...

[brigid]

1-5-2023

I want to note quickly that McEldowney has been doing these "child Edda and child Amos discuss impregnating Edda in flash black format" strips since 2019 at least. I stumbled across this looking for something else. It's 2023 and he's still at it.

These two have only ever slept with each other (probably, McEldowney did some weird weasel thing that implied Edda and Seth slept together but not really but maybe) so who knows what they think is normal.

Before Edda successfully got pregnant, she and Amos had a frustrating and sad time where she just... wasn't conceiving. This is a difficult and stressful thing to go through, and came a few years after she was told she might potentially have fibroids, which can affect fertility. When she finally went to the doctor for a check up (and, amazingly, he took her seriously) she found out that she was super fertile. As is Amos. (His punchline is better than hers.)

So if they were trying for long enough that they're "being brave" about not conceiving (and note: it's RARE that the emotions of someone like Amos are considered in this kind of sad situation), find out they're both super fertile, and then she gets pregnant immediately...

What were they doing wrong?

This isn't like... "Oh, was he wearing the wrong underpants?" "Did she need to take cough syrup to thin her cervical mucus?" "Oh no, too much stress!" "I bet they're DRINKING COFFEE." "Maybe she should be on top."

This is more like... "Is he inserting his penis into her vagina and then ejaculating near her cervix?" "Do they know how to have procreative sex?"

Is he putting something in her, pulling that thing out, putting that thing back in her, then shaking it all about?

Which... actually sounds like PiV sex but weird and why would you share this with a child.

Ew.

I hate this, actually.

I really hate this.

A lot.