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[brigid]

1-10-2023

Ok. I'm going to translate this into "less commas, wtf, why are there so many commas."

I say this as someone who frequently lets a comma-filled sentence run away from me.

"Really, Sweetheart.

"I think that when a kid is trying to understand the fundamental building blocks of life and he asks you - a biology professor - to describe them...

"You can't just fob him off with some nonsense about an open-sesame involving... involving..."

"When a child is trying to understand sex and asks you, a qualified person, to explain you can't tell him a bunch of nonsense" is more clear and concise. I guess?

I don't understand the "open-sesame"? Or is "the hokey pokey" meant to be, I don't know, foreplay? Is he talking about open-sesame-ing open the forbidden caverns of the mysterious vagina?

And I guess now Elliot wants Juliette to describe sex to him?

While he eats popcorn?

I guess the popcorn is because it'll be entertaining but like... sexy-entertaining or watching-her-embarrass-herself-entertaining?

Either way giving this child a bucket full of sexual bullshit is providing a lot of entertainment to these two adults.

Juliette's hair continues being cuter than usual.



Anyway, speaking of Amos, Edda, and Hokey-Pokey sex, apparently Amos says "Oh, honey baby, Yee-ow! Wonga wonga wonga!" as he orgasms, then falls asleep immediately.

Next time you're in the sack trying screaming that out passionately at your moment of climax. Possibly while dolloping whipped cream on someone's ice cream titties.

I dare you.